It must have been after spring time in Ohio. That’s when all our orange barrels sprout, our exits close, and a person’s colon turns to thoughts of “because fuck you, that’s why.”

Yes thank you, I'm well aware. However I'm myopic and the majority of young people wearing glasses all the time are also.

My (soon to be former) husband got food poisoning on our anniversary, though we ate the exact same dishes, down to the sides with our entrees.

Really? I actually did this. I've had my nose in a book from about age 3 onward. Interesting!

Or other neurological processes, structural malformations, possible hormones, nerve synapses or some combination thereof.

We know a lot more Now about how things work that weve been using a very long time. I don't know how high fructose corn syrup works and avoid that, but am fine with anesthesia for a surgery.

If it affects few people and most have vaginas, then any suffering is to be mocked because vagina = weakness.

All of those are real as in have actual diagnostic criteria and FDA approved treatment options. Do you have any more stupid questions?

If I write anything for Jez or Milli I intend on using my normal nom de plume. It's associated with my past media contributions and I'm proud of them.

I'll do it in Cleveland so we can have a Theme!

I agree that she looks pretty with glasses, but why do people think the myopic are somehow more intelligent?

I prefer equal partnership, sharing domestic responsibility and ignoring that particular stylistic flourish.

I completely agree with no white, but offer a counterpoint to black: as long as the apparel is appropriate to event, venue, time of day, and does not read as funerary attire: I say black is valid choice.

I lurve me some Starbuck! Some jackass once told me that she "looks gay," as if that was supposed to dissuade my sapphic fantasies or something.

The most important ingredient in any skin care routine is to keep up with it. It doesn't matter if it's coconut milk and chickpeas or La Prarie: none of it will do a darn thing if it just rots in the cupboard.

Wrinkle resistance is the only thing I'm glad to have inherited from mommy dearest.

It can make hair look thicker, by removing split ends and blunting the perimeter. But you are absolutely correct: this will not make the roots go into overdrive.

That is, if any number of other things (e.g. fibroids, HPV, chemotherapy from another cancer, trauma, etc.) don't ruin her fertility first. So even then, it's not necessarily something that be "reversed" even under your much more logical, and biology based reasons.

That's a great point. And I feel like you may be disturbingly correct.

Orlly? Progesterone isn't a drug because it is naturally found in a woman's body?