Yes. Let me get the popcorn first.

Chicken Cordon Bleu. Was about 7 and sick as a dog, still got dragged to ‘Mommy and Me’ night, and that was the main course. It took maybe ten minutes before it was coming back up. Haven’t been able to even look at it since without dry-heaving.

Not really. It’s actually pretty good.

I’ve eaten shrimp with the shells on, but only because I was too tired to peel them. This is a whole ‘nother level of inedible. And much, much dumber. 

Umm...the skull above the jawbone in that picture isn’t a fossil. It’s the skull of a modern lion, used for size comparison.

It’s also pretty much Wisconsin’s answer to Mississippi.

And mine, Sneasel. Razor-tipped homunculus, that’s me.

Not at the same time, of course. Think a burger with ice cream for dessert.

As it’s frozen custard (think VERY rich ice cream), no. If it was just custard, then yes.

My bed’s next to a floor-to-ceiling window. Guess I’ll be sleeping on the couch for a while.

I eat barbecue ribs with a knife and fork, because I hate getting sauce on my hands. I’ve also been known to top hot dogs with Redi-Whip, cook corn on the cob in the microwave at 3AM, and make ham sandwiches with Little Debbie Honey Buns instead of bread.

Raw oysters and a kiddie cocktail. My life is pathetic, but yay seafood!

Could this be why we’ve had two water main breaks in the last three days?

Bacon-wrapped dates stuffed with blue cheese. Smelled like a rotting corpse slathered with hog manure. Oddly, they tasted absolutely divine.

That’s an insult to weasels. Weasels are intelligent, courageous, and good mothers. 

So would I, Oddly, those screenshots remind me of when I first visited Amazon, which was sometime in 1999, if I recall correctly.

Seconded on the cheesecake part.

There’s a breakfast joint here that gets similar crowds on weekends. But the best pancakes in the gorram state are worth waiting in line for. Salad? No. Way.

Don’t go blamin’ us wypipo for Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. That was invented by a Mexican, and many of us can’t stand spicy food. We’re to blame for the rest of that garbage, just not that. (BTW, I think Flamin’ Hots taste like Reynolds Wrap. Not that it matters.)

Especially the hot pepper one. That stuff gets everywhere, and washing only spreads it.