“& ALSO HAS HAD SEX TOY STUCK IN VAGINA FOR 8 MONTHS” How is she not dead?

Probably, but, having been on a three-day before, I can tell you it might not have been.

You know how bad this ‘recipe’ is? I’m as white as albino milk, and reading it made me want to puke.

1991: Arnold Palmer, brain freeze, pescatarian, zoodle. My birth year was a Mad Lib, apparently.

Yes. 

You’ve never been to the Upper Peninsula, have you? Wall-to-wall rednecks, with a few Indians and a surprising number of Mennonites. Most of the the latter two groups would also count as rednecks, in my book.

Slightly annoyed. There’s a ‘Tetra’ button, but I couldn’t use it to order the product of that brand I actually use.

Slightly annoyed. There’s a ‘Tetra’ button, but I couldn’t use it to order the product of that brand I actually use.

Or just really, really hungry and thirsty after having lugged 4 garbage cans across a parking lot in August.

They’ll get it anyway. I’ve lived in Southern Wisconsin my whole life, and I can tell you, although it’s gotten worse, hot summers are normal. Not like this, but it does get pretty miserable.

Not enough time for that, they’ve only been there for something like 150 years. Give them a few millennia, though...

No one should be surprised at the notion that it’s a member of the carrot family. The carrot family also includes water hemlock, fool’s parsley, water dropwort (which the ancient Sardinians used to ritually kill old people), and poison hemlock ( which is better known as ‘that stuff they used to kill Socrates’),…

I can understand that someone would take offense, but Leninade is so good I regularly make a 45-mile round trip to buy it.

‘“We would not be proposing hunting if it wasn’t a sustainable action that could occur,” Thompson said.’ Yeah, right. You don’t give a rat’s hiney about ‘sustainability’, because having 1800 bears in the Lower 48 is too many, but 32 MILLION DEER is insufficient. All you want to do is wipe out predators so there can…

Yup. They’re watching the gator, but they aren’t running because they know that it can’t catch them as long as they know where it is and keep their distance. It’s how lions became known as the ‘king of beasts’, because a visible ambush predator is a safe ambush predator, and the watchful prey were thought by some…

That’s an excellent idea. I think I’ll try making gløgg in my crock pot next Christmas.

Firefly: “Safe”.

The Minstrel fell! But the foeman’s chain
Could not bring that proud soul under;
The harp he loved ne’er spoke again,
For he tore its chords asunder;
And said “No chains shall sully thee,
Thou soul of love and bravery!
Thy songs were made for the pure and free
They shall never sound in slavery!”

Helping honeybees won’t do a thing for mangoes, as they’re pollinated chiefly by flies and the occasional moth. Remember, kids, bees aren’t the only pollinators!

I mix soy sauce, Worcestershire, garlic and five-spice powder. Will be trying yours.

Since most eggs that you might eat are unfertilized (you need a rooster for that, and they’ll lay them regardless), it’s more like dipping it in period blood.