Probably eats crops.

Colosseum: You are an emo.

I don’t see any elk. I do see a lek. Headlines shouldn’t be autocorrected.

“Animal carcasses will sometimes sink to the sea bottom after getting swept out into the ocean, whether by tides, floods, or tsunamis. It happens.”

Good. Now let me turn autoplay off.

The giant M&M’s cookie a stoner tried to buy off me for 20 bucks. I’d paid 3, and I turned him down. They were that good.

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That might actually work, given that ivermectin is an antiparasitic. But would it kill a maggot like this?

Also steaks. Throw some green onions, garlic scapes or ramps in there too.

Up to eight feet. So more of a Smart Car.

You’ve obviously never had Blue Moon ice cream. I pity you.

You’ve obviously never had Blue Moon ice cream. I pity you.

Pork rinds, but with more fat.

Chicharrones. Found one that still had hair. Can’t touch them any more.

Bottled Frappuchinos. Yeah, it’s stupid, but they taste good when you’re too tired to give a s*** about anything.

Not surprised, given how hard it was for the nearest location to me to get any liquor licence at all. Then again, there’s good reasons for the difficulty. We’ve basically reached the bar saturation point, and have all the problems that come with every second business on that block holding a Class A.

Well, there go my plans to move there. Tierra del Fuego, here I come!

Does a bank drive-thru count? Because I’ve done that. Lobby was closed and I needed to break a c-note.

I know that the category title is supposed to be a pun, but some bats do sing to attract mates, like birds do. We just can’t hear it without special equipment.

Not if he crossed into the next county, which is 26 percent black. It ain’t as pasty here as it used to be. If he didn’t, he’s still one of about 8 thousand.