Raw oysters and a kiddie cocktail. My life is pathetic, but yay seafood!

Could this be why we’ve had two water main breaks in the last three days?

Bacon-wrapped dates stuffed with blue cheese. Smelled like a rotting corpse slathered with hog manure. Oddly, they tasted absolutely divine.

That’s an insult to weasels. Weasels are intelligent, courageous, and good mothers. 

So would I, Oddly, those screenshots remind me of when I first visited Amazon, which was sometime in 1999, if I recall correctly.

Seconded on the cheesecake part.

There’s a breakfast joint here that gets similar crowds on weekends. But the best pancakes in the gorram state are worth waiting in line for. Salad? No. Way.

Don’t go blamin’ us wypipo for Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. That was invented by a Mexican, and many of us can’t stand spicy food. We’re to blame for the rest of that garbage, just not that. (BTW, I think Flamin’ Hots taste like Reynolds Wrap. Not that it matters.)

Especially the hot pepper one. That stuff gets everywhere, and washing only spreads it.

“& ALSO HAS HAD SEX TOY STUCK IN VAGINA FOR 8 MONTHS” How is she not dead?

Probably, but, having been on a three-day before, I can tell you it might not have been.

You know how bad this ‘recipe’ is? I’m as white as albino milk, and reading it made me want to puke.

1991: Arnold Palmer, brain freeze, pescatarian, zoodle. My birth year was a Mad Lib, apparently.

Yes. 

You’ve never been to the Upper Peninsula, have you? Wall-to-wall rednecks, with a few Indians and a surprising number of Mennonites. Most of the the latter two groups would also count as rednecks, in my book.

Slightly annoyed. There’s a ‘Tetra’ button, but I couldn’t use it to order the product of that brand I actually use.

Slightly annoyed. There’s a ‘Tetra’ button, but I couldn’t use it to order the product of that brand I actually use.

Or just really, really hungry and thirsty after having lugged 4 garbage cans across a parking lot in August.

They’ll get it anyway. I’ve lived in Southern Wisconsin my whole life, and I can tell you, although it’s gotten worse, hot summers are normal. Not like this, but it does get pretty miserable.

I can understand that someone would take offense, but Leninade is so good I regularly make a 45-mile round trip to buy it.

Yup. They’re watching the gator, but they aren’t running because they know that it can’t catch them as long as they know where it is and keep their distance. It’s how lions became known as the ‘king of beasts’, because a visible ambush predator is a safe ambush predator, and the watchful prey were thought by some…