I live adjacent to a cornfield that is apparently an excellent spot for a wild hot goose orgy so when I took my pups out for a nice long walk they plodded through an amazing amount of fowl poops. My girlfriend is out of town so I had to wrangle three Jack Russels by myself in a bath tub tonight. No parties involved…

Haha, I’ll just start collecting my dog’s hair after a brushing then roughly form it into a sock like shape and rebrand it as SAAHKS.

Snowpiercer shrunk down like Magic School Bus jammed up a T-Rex’s butt that was resurrected and genetically engineered to be the size of a Boston Terrier that was then shoved up Donald Trump’s butt and everything involved was thrown into a black hole?

For all they’ve been trying to portray Ivar as this tactical savant since the beginning of the season I find it hard to believe he didn’t even cursorily notice Lagertha’s conspicous absence. Yet he’s surprised by her surprise ass fucking of Harald’s army.

The Gods truly shine on you this day Jambox.

My boss’s assistant has a picture of me pinned on her cork board wherein I’m wearing a Jolt Cola shirt that says ‘Sleep is for the Weak!’ on the back and I’m totally passed out at my desk.

I had one kamikaze into my passenger mirror whilst I was doing about 30 on my way back to our hotel after a long day of hiking and I nearly whizzed in my shorts.

Go one step further, just a row of IV bags and you have to mainline your lattes. I’m not one of those folks who thinks Starbucks is the devil or whatever, I enjoy it from time to time. But by my work there’s this lovely small coffee shop that makes comparable if not better java for similar to slightly lower prices and…

Saw ‘Tartan Batman’ the other day at the grocery store replete with kilt and broadsword.

Saw ‘Tartan Batman’ the other day at the grocery store replete with kilt and broadsword.

So you’ve got some down time...let’s go watch some Death Rabbits?

Oh she heard it, just kind of took it upon myself to do a massive reorganization after. The ‘summit’ if you will, of junk mountain was a mess of extra aluminum siding from when she redid the east side of her house a few months back. It was a truly amazing racket.

Hugely dependent on where you live and the reliability of public transportation. My best friend has an ancient Mitsubishi he just dropped 1300 clams on repairs for. Basically repairing something that’s effectively totaled but 100+ dollars a month for a lease/buy can get problematic fast in conjunction with other…

That’s gotta be horrifically annoying!

Don’t get down on yourself, take those lemons and shove them right back up life’s ass.

Cute...pupirrito?

That sounds really rough Reno, being pregnant in addition to all that other stuff. Hope you can get some time for yourself and you pull through effectively.

I caused a super spectacular junk cascade Pompeiian disaster in my grandma’s garage yesterday. I shifted one bin...

Well that’s super fucked. I was similar with my girlfriend when we started dating eight or so years ago but she’s real big on having conversations when I’m on the can so I eventually just said fuck it and went open door policy. Good luck with that, seems like a pretty crazy breach of privacy, especially with the…

Just absolutely drench any pee stains on the carpet with cleaner. Wildly liberal cleaner applications!