I don’t know if I was God it would be totally a perk of the job to see who is fucking who. All the damn time.

He was the best of teens, he was the worst of teens

Are you the Charlton Heston of the National Mustang Association?

More like that first cool, crisp, life giving sip of water after staggering through a barren desert and discovering its lukewarm and tastes faintly of cat piss. Because Corden.