If the person who can fire you begins a statement with “I hope you can” 99.9% of the population knows that really means “Do this or you’re fired” and we know this is what Trump meant BECAUSE THEN HE FIRED HIM FOR NOT DOING IT.

And for this guy, as a politician, to then go back and write a memo: ‘Oh, I felt threatened.’ He felt so threatened — but he didn’t do anything.”

Whats taking so long to impeach 45? Seriously.

Well he was busy...

Wait... we’re really wondering why someone who was sentenced to 5 years for stealing $120 would be afraid of standing trial for armed robbery?

Does this mean we can start kicking Jews and coloreds out of our business establishments?

i used to start my day here, but eventually gave up on it as i could no longer read it through my anger and tears.

“Are you really willing just to go down a tier to a man who’s just kind of mediocre but can still do the job instead of reaching across and getting the talented woman?”

Breaking News: Rudy Giuliani now calling for the abolishment of the TSA, citing executive overreach.

Jesus. You know what else has “beautiful curves” to contrast with the “straight lines of the product?”

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say it’s...

“Contrasting the straight lines of the product and the cool metal against the beautiful curves and warmth of the human body is art, and I had no other intention besides but to show that contrast, and the desire [to] “take” that away to see the complete beauty.”

Tulsa area resident here. There was no way she was going to be convicted, here’s why:

How is it possible that this motherfucker has THE WORST possible taste with everything. Literally everything. He’s a fucking caricature.

Extra gravy and more ice cream. That’s how he keeps his waistline so svelte!

PSA: I will pay someone to get on the fucking payload.

Do you really think we’re not having nuanced convos about sexism in the Trump administration? That’s cool, thanks for reading!