Mark, I think I would rather take my chances having my face on fire than drink a Bud Light, but to each his own.

Three whole months without masturbating?!?!? Jeez, I'll be lucky if I make it through writing this com

Honestly, whenever I hear about Sarah Palin these days, I beam like a baby that's just discovered the joys of passing gas. It makes me so happy that she's of no meaningful consequence anymore. She's a punch line, not a political power-player, and isn't that just delightful? Oh god, it's wonderful. Everything is…

Callie, I'm impressed with this article. I never thought I'd read a Jezebel writer who wasn't Kat use the term "transmisogyny", but I'm quite pleased that I have. Please keep it up!

Yeah... no. It was pretty goddamn obvious.

OMG I AM JUST THE ABSOLUTE WORST, AREN'T I?

DON'T LOOK AT IT, MARION.

And on that note, let's talk about pubic hair!

"Slippery Sal's skillet-splattering pork scooters with tempura onion screamers" sounds like the dish for you, then.

I believe we're framing this all wrong. To appeal to Republicans, we should stop calling them "child refugees" and start referring to them as "post-term fetuses fleeing countries with insufficient abortion clinic laws and regulations."

I really just need to start sending you my therapy bills, Mark.

Isn't it a little too early in the football season to be talking about how bad the Rams are?

Hollywood actresses: We need more movies about women and PoC.

Say you're playing poker your first time without knowing the rules and you win. You can convince yourself that the 5 cards you where handed to you are the only 5 cards in the entire deck which you can win with thus insuring that you will win only 1 in (52!/46!) games. Most people who play poker will attest to the fact…