"Mother Nature simply does. not. give. a. fuck."

Here ya go:)

Excellently put, but I can't stop auto-completing

Tired of typing this out every time you people up, so Acronym time

I wonder if the students couldn't be just as safe having bb guns. Absolutely no way that would go wrong.

"the inevitable shitfit that customers tend to throw"

This comment is quite relevant, better argued and sited than many paid Gawker writers. Wish I could star it again.

Oh, Here's that voter fraud the republicans were so worried about last election. Good thing we finally found it.

:)

Sounds like the same stuff. Double the barista work. Triple the price.

Last night, just as I hit the bed, I thought "Speak Cheesy" and I decided not to run back the computer to try and get the joke in first. Hell of a time getting to sleep after that.

No sense holding back, Man! You called it when it happened, and should totes let your flag fly. Get Conspicuous with that!

That one perfect moment of clarity. When someone realizes their intellectual zenith is worthy of open ridicule. When all of their worst insults are laughable, particularly by the very targets.

The hours you spend vomiting outdated crap on a humor blog

I love the way our dialects are so similar. They call it West-city, and State-side we call it West-boro.

All the Tacos Feels

Looks like the Kool-aid man spilled a little on your book there :(

"cooks are the most creatively vindictive human beings on the planet"

Is there no story so dark you can't shake us out of the fog, Miracle Bear? :)

The right statement with the perfect gif. 10 / 10