Oh, I want us to be friends. Also, I'd like all my friends to be you.

Also, the most interesting part of a criminal case might be the execution, still not televised. Basic human rights, and a notion of privacy, please.

OH MY SWEET GAWD!!

Does anyone know if Doug also writes for the Onion?

Looks like you are avoiding the subject of your own failure, would you like help?

obligatory?

I love this video so much

Love you so much right now Cass! :)

Try asking about it without using terms like "stab" and many will show interest :)

Still my Favorite. Giggles everytime

My all-time favorite hate-recommend :)

Nothing like seeing kids take some time to point out a "Teachable Moment." Rock on, EC!

Very much, yes.

why would you do this?!

Don't judge me