Does anyone know if Doug also writes for the Onion?

Looks like you are avoiding the subject of your own failure, would you like help?

obligatory?

I love this video so much

Love you so much right now Cass! :)

Try asking about it without using terms like "stab" and many will show interest :)

Still my Favorite. Giggles everytime

My all-time favorite hate-recommend :)

Nothing like seeing kids take some time to point out a "Teachable Moment." Rock on, EC!

Very much, yes.

why would you do this?!

Don't judge me

I'm getting a HUGE placebo vibe from this. Anyone else?

Cool story, bro

So I'm sitting here thinking about whether I should even bother adding another voice to Avalanche that you have ignored. You're a man arguing breast-ownership with women, and you think they're the one's who are "self-righteous"

Can NOT believe you got away with this...