IBM’s computer thinks in chocolate and vanilla. Sometimes what it knows is chocolate, sometimes it’s vanilla, sometimes it’s a swirl. Sometimes, though, the swirl melts; then you have to decide if there was more chocolate or more vanilla in that puddle. IBM just hired a fat kid that can tell the difference.

I heard that they tried this in Thailand, but found it too expensive to put “My condolences for your loss” on ping-pong balls.

I’m against capital punishment, though I understand completely the desire to see this asshole put to death. I hope he rots in jail until he dies of a very old age.

First Cloney, outfitted in a fedora and overcoat, physically tried to stop Switzer, but she avoided his clutches.

gravity, presumably

Can we stop calling scientists nerds? It’s demeaning.

They were both young right? so you kind have to learn the hard way how to navigate romance and the friend zone

As a father of 3 daughters, I pray the day does not come to where another human being puts their hands or any other body part upon them without their consent and complete trust and love. It will not go well for them and there is no doubt in my body that I will enlist help and make it a torturous “Saw” like event.

For being a cum dumpster?

Disagree. Lion's face is full on "GTFO I KILL YOU NOW!" There is 0% "friendly" going on here.

Flying on a plane with your period is just irresponsible. You want to attract flying bears? Because that’s how you attract flying bears.

While I am all for public representation and civil discourse I still hold that these people are *&$#@ idiots who are doing a disservice to the greater population.

I'd argue that it's that and trying to keep America majority-white.

It;s called putting up glass doors all the way down the station... just like every subway I have ever seen in a foreign country but not in america.

I'm fully convinced my parents' generation partied A LOT harder than mine. Whenever my dad's fraternity brothers either forget I'm around or seem to want to impress me that they were young once, too, my general reaction is "How exactly are you still alive and more impressively, a taxpaying citizen?" I'm not exactly…

I'm ok with racist white murricans being stuck with what they hate.

I was a former collegiate athlete (nothing revenue generating like basketball or football) that used to think paying athletes was laughable. I was getting free food, housing, education, and getting to travel the country for free. I could have been working in the oil field making a lot more money, but also doing…

I am an adult on my period and I am making a very strange face. I just thought you should know.