If their driving is any indication, Iranians seem pretty caught up with 21st century trends. 

Witnesses testified to seeing her try to climb down from the balcony herself before falling off, he didnt push her. Furthermore she started climbing down just minutes after being locked out which apparently isnt really long enough to constitute imprisonment.

As unbelievable as it may sound I actually like her more for her sense of humour than tits or ass, though the latter is always welcome.

At least if the Chinese do detect extraterrestrial life, they’ll be smart enough to keep their gob shut and not bring attention to ourselves.

I’m actually more concerned for her in the debates than I was in traditional campaigning which is why my concern is doubled now.

She is the Executive Vice President of the Trump Organisation and has been running day to day operations since her father started running for president. Before that she was already acting as her father’s proxy at least as early as the 5th season of the Apprentice in 2006.

Except in the 1700s when the commercial arts and antiques trade first boomed, your ‘preference’ led to thousands of rare and ancient graeco-roman statues and sculptures having their paint stripped and scraped off so they can fetch a higher price because people thought plain marble looked more ‘greek’.

Whats sad is that the first non colonial border in the Middle East drawn in over a century was made by these fuckers.

in fact, a lot of the girls enjoyed them,

Except we are talking about a band aid solution to a gaping chest wound problem. No amount of sustainability will change the effect of an exploding human population on this planet.

Its actually iron bacteria,

The Russian accommodations at Sochi had their own list of hilarious fails fuelled by corruption and incompetence but they were still able to pull the event off and make light of their issues with a dose of Russian humour.

If you tried eating my babies I’d do everything i can to starve the fuck out of you and your kind.

Im guessing his ex was a bit busy freaking out about the fact he might die and doing everything to save his life instead of reading all the clauses in a contract which she probably doesnt even have access to.

There would literally be nothing of value in the RNC database, it will literally soley consist of people freaking out about the latest Trump gaffe or statement. Besides much of the heavy lifting of viral campaigning is being done by 4chan and reddit trolls for their beloved ‘God Emperor’. Gotta give Trump credit for…

That region you and ancient cartographers were referring to is Terra Australis, a hypothetical continent imagined by thinkers like Aristotle throughout history as a means to ‘balance’ the significant landmasses in the northern hemisphere. The idea was entertained that this continent would be as massive as Asia and…

The effort that went in to this was impressive but wholly necessary. One of the strongest narratives in the US these days is the ‘victimised good white girl who overcomes adversity and becomes a superstar’.

White woman throwing the black dude under the bus so she can play victim and craft the perfect feminist ‘we can overcome’ speech at the Grammys and get the sympathy vote from the public.

To be honest, one of the most difficult things about being a liberal is knowing that fellow liberals will not think twice about ripping you to shreds if you so much as get one thing wrong according to the consensus.

“Burn the old! Burn the reactionary! Burn all that offends the sensibilities of the new age!”