“Death solves all problems, no man, no problem.” - Stalin

By ensuring that successful entry to university is based on merit alone and NOT racism?

But then the question is who do you start culling? And how do you break it to the rejected applicants who all excelled in their examinations and stated requirements that they were barred from entry just because their last name was Chan or Wong?

Asians utterly loath it because they are seriously negatively affected by affirmative action when getting university places. An Asian applicant needs an average of 140 more SAT points than a White kid to get a place at a private university whilst a Black kid needs 310 less. They even have a term for it as the Bamboo…

I saw how this started at school, with one girl in my year who began dating an older dude, everyone was first grossed out but then she went on about how AMAZING the sex is (lets face it, any boy under 18 has no fucking idea what they are doing) and then one by one more girls started hooking up with older guys.

Both Mussolini and Berlusconi are folically challenged loudmouthes with massive narcissistic egos, the amount of money they possessed may have been different but they pretty much wouldve done the exact same thing had their eras been reversed.

Pffffft, you know what would be the ultimate way to boost your personal branding?

Same reason why any other person is on a late night talk show, hes a celebrity. There are plenty of footballers and actors but only the most well known are going to be featured, same with youtubers.

Kids are smart and can do shit on their own if parents simply taught them and let them.

Thats because China quickly realised in the 70s that if they were going to succeed in capitalism, they should learn from the best in the business and boy have they succeeded.

Even the goddamn Pope is preparing for a zombie apocalypse.

The idea behind it is you only have one mother, but you can always get another girlfriend. Confucian logic says that because your parents gave birth, nurtured and raised you, shouldnt you have some sort of obligation to help them in a time of need?

Threat of vandalism and arson can do wonders in lowering property prices.

Well he is the only Caliph in existence today, so fuck it why not?

I prefer renewed research into Neutron bombs, it’ll be considerably quicker and effective provided the user has the element of surprise.

The British have a name for that, the Shy Tory Factor.

I do not envy your son’s upbringing if thats the kind of attitude you have towards his gender.

...To which the freaking out was replaced by a cold hard realisation that ‘their’ boys were using their newfound superstar status to bone anything that moves, which in turn was suddenly replaced by hope that one of those girls could be them, thus spawning a new generation of groupies.

Russia decisively won the conflict in Georgia and achieved every objective it set out whilst humiliating a NATO supplied ally with arguable inferior equipment. Some glaring deficiencies were observed but to say Russia ‘got its ass handed to them’ is just plain wrong when the Russians won the war in every metric…

NOTHING beats this that was left in Shark Attack 3