I can see the headlines: Crazed bank robbers on shrooms forget to go into bank. Discover the meaning of the universe instead.

Jacob : I’m kinda right in the middle of a thing right now, but can I text you later?

In the 70's and 80's, the bank-check number font (created to be easy for early optical scanners) was shorthand for “The Future”.

I miss my 3/4" floppy drive.

I have a 6'4" female friend whose parents took her to a doctor in her youth to stop her growing - he gave her painful injections that didn’t stop shit. People, this is silly. We have to accept who we are. And guess what, we’re gonna look like our (biological) parents.

That’s a humdinger of a story, Ryan.

It’s those teeny little wheels. There’s a reason bicycle wheels are much larger, and have been for 150 years. Balance, stability, and ability to deal with potholes, railroad tracks, rocks, etc.

> and ultimately mean a restoration of San Francisco’s old 1.5% payroll tax rate — which was the rate until 2011 when the city changed it in a bid to attract more tech firms.

First, round up all the scientists...

But you don’t have to get out of your Tesla and rub elbows with the common folk. That’s the purpose, you heathens.

Delivery trucks (a.k.a. Box Trucks) are a good amount of the congestion in NYC and other cities. A congestion charge that was dropped to half for electric (or any zero carbon) box trucks would not only be a boon to the city’s air and its residents, but also help stimulate a market for electric box trucks, ultimately…

Silicon Valley was built on DOD contracts. The Blue Cube, Lockheed, Westinghouse. Look it up. San Jose was ground zero in the cold war.

Didn’t work. Got 3 robocalls this morning. From Sierra Leone. It’s got to be so easy to stop these spoofed calls from overseas networks. Sheesh, is anyone awake at the switch? Is there money being made by the telcoms from this traffic? Is that why it hasn’t been (easily) blocked?

“Robots Russians Can’t Vote, But They Helped Elect Trump.”

I’d like an adaptive cruise-control system that keeps you between a minimum and a maximum speed limit, as well as lane keeping and tracking the cars around you, that you turn on or off like cruise systems now. It’s rare to see a speed limit sign where I live (CA) and to just set the cruise without having to know the…

Appears that battery wasn’t completely dead...(I know, not a coyote, but you google “Coyote on an electric scooter” and see what you get!)

Studies say most studies are bullshit, or so I heard.

Carnegie:
[to his men] Put a crew together, we’re going after him.

We can feed them the children of celebrities thrown out of college due to cheating. A bit lean typically, but nutritious enough.

Old man yells at cloud!