If they can geo-fence rental scooters from working in certain areas, Apple can do that with the auto-911 feature around coasters.

I’m thinking “Bazax”

Bought a 50mpg hybrid with a mark-down in 2015 when gas was cheap. Laughing all the way past the pumps.

So now I can report Fossil Fuel company ads with the comment “Crimes against humanity”?

So the rooskies beat Tom Cruise into space. Good.

Only little boats pay taxes sink.

There’s a song about that...

> two half-filled plastic cups of pricey iced coffee

Once all those oil and gas pipelines from Canada are abandoned due to low renewables + storage prices, we should fill them with maple syrup.

I just want one speaker at the RNC to rub his hands together and laugh maniacally “Mu-hu-ha-ha-ha!” You know they want to.

In Russia...vaccine kills you!

Anti-vaxxers morons aside,

But Zune came in brown man...BROWN.

A reminder that our legal system is designed to keep those in power...in power. Not to help the people, or the planet.

Hey, that’s a nice app there youz gotz. Be a shame if anythin’ happen’ to it.

My brother-in-law is a director in Hollywood. He’s been in London with his girlfriend since COVID broke. He says there’s “nothing happening in Hollywood” right now. It’s next year’s Oscar’s where there may be no submissions.

“Release the hounds, Smithers.”

My dearest love, perchance I can ask thee the question that burns in my soul. “U up?”

Ah, the beautiful brown skies of 70's Van Nuys.