I’m thinking “Bazax”

Bought a 50mpg hybrid with a mark-down in 2015 when gas was cheap. Laughing all the way past the pumps.

There’s a song about that...

> two half-filled plastic cups of pricey iced coffee

I live by a Target in Silicon Valley with a bunch of supercharge spots. Usually at about 70% capacity when I go by. One day, the chargers were all full and dozens of Tesla’s were waiting. Then I remembered PG&E was going to shut off the power that night to hundreds of thousands of hill-dwelling customers because of…

Three grand for the bike, then to use it you have to pay for a monthly subscription - which is probably damn near impossible to cancel.

I’m obligated to ask those visiting my work place if they have any weapons to declare.

I’m damn convenient to smooch.

Being 6'8" I can tell you that I’ve never even comprehended lying about my height on a dating site. But the most common response I get is “Is that your real height?” I follow with, “Yes, yes it is.” and sadly half the time I’m ghosted after that. What’s up with that?

You don’t have to re-wire your home or install an expensive Level 2 charger to get Level 2 charging. Just buy NeoCharge: https://www.getneocharge.com/ The secret is out.

Runner!

mE no get led poison form sawder

Most of the time with me it’s just an empty car blocking a pump. They’re in the station chatting for like 10 minutes to the cashier. And there are parking places - 6 of them - a couple car-lengths away.

Farfel!

It’s also a relative thing based on other movies people saw that year. Think about all the movies that came out in 1999. The Matrix, Fight Club, The Blair Witch Project, Being John Malkovich, American Beauty, The Sixth Sense, Office Space, Galaxy Quest, Boys Don’t Cry, Eyes Wide Shut, The Iron Giant, Toy Story 2, The…

The Focus electric didn’t have this issue. Just sayin’.

“Eh,” he said. “You get used to it in a few days.”

“That bus is playing Wolfmother!”

But you don’t have to get out of your Tesla and rub elbows with the common folk. That’s the purpose, you heathens.

Studies say most studies are bullshit, or so I heard.