It’s a mixed-up, muddled-up, shook up world, except for Lola.

[Spoken in the voice of Crocodile Dundee] “That’s not a manual. This is a manual.”

“A Rabbit can’t be a police officer!” Ahem...70's style:

Make her 60, have moved into the place in the late 70's and never left (rent control, baby) and she’ll pay $400/month, right? That’s believable. Oh, but nobody’d see that movie.

Now every Uber driver will hack these, turn on the heated seats and drain the batteries.

Does it automatically apply the brakes when it spots a toddler in the rear view mirror when in reverse? (Justin, please test only with dummies!) That’s the real improvement (that software) from moving to rear-view cameras from the old analog world. It’s predicted 70 people - mostly kids (only US numbers!) per year…

But from watching movies and TV shows, according to them as soon as I’m aware of the cheating I need to have a “revenge preparation montage” where I burn all their stuff, load guns, sharpen knives, do some kick-boxing moves, etc. all to the tune of “Eye of the Tiger”, right?

Had that exact Accord, although I think it was an ‘80! Bringing’ back the nostalgias hard...sniff...

Ran outside as soon as I saw the pass over Levi’s on TV, but alas they didn’t pass over my house on their way back to Moffett.

Not to ignore the racism problem in America (very real), some of this can be attributed to just getting out of where you live. When I travel, I was shocked that I’m suddenly very attractive too. Well, I’m super intelligent, well off, tall, engaging and articulate, yet lousy at sports, work in computers and not the…

You could cut the number of total internet comments in half if you just removed the Jalopnik comments about how a car looks, and kept only the 3 about how a car works.

I’ll bet on red...no black...no red...whatever my chips are on when you spin, thank you...

Hmmm...correspondence?

Commenting on Jalopnik while driving...

Had a bible-thumping, closeted, douchebag, sheep-fucking moron as my randomly-assigned roommate first year in college too. I feel for Ted’s ex-roomy who would rather have anyone from the phonebook. Seriously, I sooooo get him.

Suzuki makes awesome cars...that they didn’t sell here.

Goin’ up on eBay for 1 million dollars reserve now:

Women over 50 loved them boxes on wheels!

Non-photogenic white guys: