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Far more attractive than the new Prius...and supposedly available in electric, PHEV or hybrid, so you choose what y0u like best.

No Elon, say it isn’t so!

No one has mentioned this theory: They have an easily accessible trash-can/dumpster/backyard bushes and a phone thief is chucking them there. People dump shit in my cans all the time until I bring ‘em back in the back-yard after trash day.

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My ex-wife used to be a reporter on the Hollywood beat. She says most actors are shallow, self-centered dolts with nothing interesting to say. She did say Danny DeVito is a wonderful human being. Seriously, she said he’s a delight and wonderful to interview and just be around! Nicest guy in Hollywood. And she said

Which is why stop/start technology should be required by the Federal Government on all ICE passenger cars (that aren’t hybrids already). People forget that Hybrids were created to meet California’s strict air resources board requirements, not for gas mileage. That’s a side effect of hybridization. Hybrids get maybe

Or, just negotiate with the dealer like you’re going to dealer finance (agree to as many years as they’ll offer, e.g. 6), and then when you are agreed on the nice, low price for the car and sit down to do the finance paperwork, say “Oh, I’d rather pay cash” and pull out your checkbook. They’ll be flummoxed, but you’ve

For years my best friend had a Bob’s Big Boy Doll in the back window of his ‘79 Corolla. In ‘86, we ran a wire from the brake light through the trunk and put a bulb in Bob’s head...tada, 3rd brake light!

My tale:

Ads could reference the old ‘70s-era van craze.

Blue Staters need trucks too.

Or just put a shirt over it.

Hon, let’s get that V8 SUV you’ve been wanting’ an’ trade in the Prius! Whoohooo! [Or, Americans have short memories]

I live near a Grocery Outlet Bargain Market. They buy unsold/overbought items from regular grocery stores, including Whole Foods. You have to look around, and stop by frequently (mine is on my way home from work, thank goodness), but you’ll spot typical Whole Foods boxed/canned/bottled goods there for 1/4 the price at

Which is why I got to farmers markets and fruit stands when I visit Hawaii. Mangos, papayas and bananas there - cheap! Local! Fresh! Any food item in Safeway or such - cha-ching! Seriously, pack a box of cereal if there’s room in your luggage. Your eyes will pop out of your head at the price of a box of Honey Bunches

Wallet Inspector!

As Morning Shift regulars know by now, Americans can’t stop buying SUVs and crossovers!

You don’t need a Waverunner. You need a friend with 2 Waverunners. :-)

Ah, that’s what I’ll buy! Heroin!

I’d use the money to buy the Star Wars prequels off of Disney, bury them in a deep dark hole and then buy every link on Google to remove them from the culture. Soon everyone would forget this happened.