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I prefer the classic “Hillbilly”.

But then those rich phuckers sell them used in a couple of years...for less than half their retail. So the incentive for them to buy them helps me out...eventually.

Wide mouth bass inspired design up here.

Uhhhh....khakis?

Congress vote for planes with parts built in their districts. It’s all politics on decision-making. Very little “Is this the right plane?” is ever asked.

Every kids dream job, either astronaut or Zamboni driver.

This will be better looking, better driving and I’m betting much more reliable! And comes in Hybrid, Plug-in Hybrid or fully electric. Your choice...like Baskin Robbins!

[Heavy breathing]...I...am your father!

Re-gifting allowed?

There’s a reason they call it the flyover. It’s pretty much church, strip mall, strip club, porn shop, church...repeat. That’s why I fly over it. It spawns guys like this:

But do I fit in this one - says the 6’8” guy.

Or: Watch the Star Wars Chrismas Special. Say “WTF?!?!”. Go read a good book instead.

Cool! On my screen at least, you get a light speed effect while scrolling this image up or down.

The co-founder of Snap Judgement is my ex-girlfriends husband Mark. He’s as white as they come.

My freshman year college roommate was a nutball super-conservative bible-thumper (random assignment, of course). I’d have the exact same conclusion as Craig if he ran for president. Anybody else. Random from the phonebook!

So before this was perfected we used “Tail signals” (like Hand Signals) in our alternate-universe Model T’s?

Cross a 911 with a big-mouth bass?!?

I’d also ask why Jalopnik’rs harsh on electric cars so much. 100% of torque available at all times! I’d say find 100 grand laying around you don’t need and get a Model S. The assumption that electric cars are still this is very prevalent on Jalopnik. That was 35 years ago, dudes!