We all gotta go into our local dealership with a hidden GoPro in our hat and do our best impression of this guy:

Hooray! Poop! http://flubuk.kinja.com/the-saudi-arab…

> this isn't the strategic coming together of families for the purpose of building wealth and power. There's no real practical reason for these marriages aside from television ratings and advertising revenue.

> Your boss can't stop you from doing that.

> Celebrity aspiration: Colbie Smulders.

Or breathing could be easier at all those NYC intersections if this was a hybrid, or at least had stop-start tech in it.

Elisabeth Shue's gotta gain some weight now...

> People will forsake work and the duties of citizenship in favor of fighting unwinnable flame wars

Another tip: If someone is selling something (used) on Craigslist (Craig Newmark rules!), it usually means they want it the hell out of their house/yard. You can offer 50% on asking for most stuff on CL and get it. If it's huge (hot tub, above ground pool, shed) sometimes just offer to take it. You'd be amazed. …

Cars are commodities, identically built on assembly lines, so this works. Harder to do with a house (location, location, location).

Betting that's metro Seattle. Including Tukwilla, Burien, Kent, etc. etc.

Money making idea: Buy a shack for $100. Move it to SF. Sell for $600,000!

Ditto for Texas. Some state laws say you can't charge a membership to buy booze.

Razor blades. Get like 50 for the price of 10 in any other store. Do this twice, and you're set.

This is the kind of car half the world drives. Cheap, basic transportation. We've been horsepower spoiled in America...most cars accelerate this fast since the hp/weight ratios we like here would be considered wasteful in the rest of the world. Not saying this is a great car, it's just that it's what most people on…

I guess it's not really all the fault of car reviewers. I blame the designer that first decided to put fake stitching on a Chevette dashboard.

In the same review, Huffman also mentions that the car is roomy, and can get 37 MPG city and 47 MPG highway (I personally observed almost 49 MPG in my tests). Then he goes on to say that "Greyhound bus tickets" and "hitchhiking" are viable alternatives. You know who probably doesn't agree with that? Every fucking…

> Don't hassle them about process or how they get results. Just measure the results.

Every guy on Earth: "I want an open relationship so I can nail a different centerfold/perfect-10 every night!"

> have you ever hooked up with someone from work ?