My advice for 18-23 year olds? Fuck like rabbits. You'll never be around so much young, taut, flawless bodies ready to have fun and try stuff. Marriage, kids, mortgages, etc. will all slow your sex life down. Be safe, of course, but wear out the headboard having some fun now. Everything else, don't worry about…

Horses are made of meat.

After dealing with two CPA's (that C stands for Certified...by somebody) that were total morons when it came to AMT, I found a Tax Attorney who isn't a moron, and rocks. Perhaps I'm overpaying, but I couldn't find an EA or CPA who knew even half what my Tax Attorney does about AMT, so I stick with him. He mostly…

Tax Attorney

I'm gonna be buyin' a lot o' plane tickets soon.

In Hawai'i, it's pronouced "Brah".

The sticks n' cheese dip have been around in some form (don't know the name from back then) since the 70's, when I was a kid. Had a red plastic stick for spreading the cheese back then.

Sometimes obnoxious can work in your favor. Case in point, this late '80s Cadillac spot that includes, as zacarious points out, just about every asshole rich person trope imaginable.

Sci-Fi artists wish they thought of this...so f'ing cool!

All VW's nowadays are way too expensive. Or crap. Or crap and way too expensive.

I designed the SoftAd for the Cadillac Allante! Went out on a 3.5" diskette. Before web sites, kids...look it up. Always wondered how these things sold. I started at that car for hours coding up that interactive advertisement.

Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill!

Truly a "hassle the poor" law, since the rich all have nice cosy garages.

Say Charles, is there some sort of commotion going on back there in coach?

"If you happen to have an estate deep in the woods..."

> You may hate your smartphone's operating system, but you've purchased a bunch of apps for it and you know how to use it so why switch? That's the dilemma of brand loyalty.

Costco is NOT for food. OTC medicines, bathroom supplies (like razor blades, shampoo), electronics and appliances (some - not all) are usually a deal, because of Costco's maximum profit margin of 15%...those things are usually sold with a 50-70% margin at normal stores, so Costco's max margin keeps them cheap. Food…

I'm sure that in 1985, anti-matter is available in every corner drugstore, but in 1955, it's a little hard to come by.

Conclusion: Where you don't have earthquakes (the flatter eastern half of the continental US), you've got tornadoes. Exception: Appalachia, where you've got hillbillies to deal with.

To paraphrase a well-worn Jack Nicholson quote: ” If you hack off a woman's breast with an axe, it's a PG; if you kiss it, it's an R”