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    Splicing moments of Rachel trashing her office in between Duncan
    dropping this giant genetic bomb might have seemed like a cool trick at
    the time, but it ends up being more confusing than anything else. Is
    this what Rachel does later when she’s alone? Or is this what’s
    happening in her head while Ethan’s speaking?

    jell
    (verb used without object)

    the idea that somehow individual gun owners are somehow going to protect
    us from the largest army in the world. I'm pretty sure tanks, and jets,
    and nuclear missiles, and all that can stand up to your shotgun.

    The near-universal acclaim for such an objectively stupid episode is astounding.

    It comes straight from JagDerWad's ass.

    Anyone who bothers to watch the credits is having a good laugh over this whole line of thinking.

    "Blowhard keyboard jockeys don't think there's any reason to complete your work, so…congratulations, lady, you died in service of literally nothing."

    After laying the Ripper murders on Chilton, Hannibal obviously has to retire that M.O. Even if Jack knows with certainty that Hannibal was the Ripper, eating food he prepares is no longer an issue.

    When did Bill Hicks do a show about EMTs?

    The fancy legalese name for what Alison did is…nothing. She would have no duty to come to the aid of a person in peril.

    "You know when you strangle a dog…?"

    *nervous laugh*

    it’s not entirely clear that Doug is prepared to take the final step in tying off this loose end.

    I will admit that I have a thing for her, but only as Pepper Potts.

    It's something I hear all-too-often on TV. It's not a clever way of putting anything, so I wish it'd go away.

    People announcing their pet peeves as though anyone else should give a good shit is a pet peeve of mine.

    Be cool, Honey Bunny.

    I will often think of you when I am in less than pants.

    They retconned their protagonist through nonsensical backstory after realizing the character, as introduced, would never do half the shit they intended for him to do. Is that what you meant?

    Who says they only have the moment when she's killed? They would see no relevance to her leaning against a wall and dicking with her phone in the moments before, so of course they wouldn't be concentrating on that.