Oh, stuff it. Men are attracted to outward signs of fertility and have been since time immemorial, so, no, negative reactions to stick figures aren't some new development in need of ugly-sad-girl indignation.

That can only be because you'd never heard of Dildo, Newfoundland.

"New Girl" has been Vigman-free since season one.

She's fostered the friendly public image as a front for being a vile human being who regularly fires staff in fits of pique. So, yeah, rest assured someone will be forced to take the blame.

I hear he had a heart attack after he bribed Will to get him a cheeseburger.

He'd be awaiting trial based on what? The complainant's ever-changing stories about how she was drunk…or drugged…or clubbed over the head, none of which were supported by toxicology results or a physical examination? Or the multiple eyewitnesses who contradict her claim?

But Detective Ballard deserved much, much worse.

Uh, "Strike Back" added softcore sex scenes at regular intervals when Cinemax became a partner; the Sky-exclusive first season had none of that.  And "Banshee" appears to be in the same mold.  They aren't exactly "Co-ed Confidential," in that they exist as more than nudity delivery systems, but they still push that…

Well, considering Elizabeth's only established characteristic is "gets angry at Schmidt when he does something bad," what else is there to go on?  "I like the actress on some other show" doesn't count.

It worked for "Breaking Bad" because it's almost entirely plot-driven and had ended the first half on an explosive-if-nonsensical note that ginned up interest.  "Mad Men" is character-driven and…ponderous.  There isn't going to be some who-shot-J.R. close to the seventh episode that leaves people dying to know what…

The AV Club

Let us know how many of the egregious retcons you spot.

"The Beast" is an urban legend explaining the disappearance of girls in Juarez.  Gina only called the person who killed her father that because she'd been spooked by that story just before witnessing his murder.  "The Bridge Butcher" — Tate — is someone else entirely, contrary to what inattentive TV reviewers might…

@Scrawler2:disqus MANAA doesn't "represent" anyone; it's just an interest-group shakedown racket.  Aoki is Japanese for "Sharpton."

There's a cut when she rolls off him.  Her face first becomes visible in the new shot as she's lying on her side.  Unquestionably a body double.

The problem with "wants what he can't have" isn't that it was on-the-nose, it's that the trait was conjured out of thin air to justify the way the writers had decided to get themselves out of this relationship.  Then throughout the Cartoon Years the show would treat this as one of the central elements of the character…

@avclub-bb8fab48c58e21a6e63eb8f9be0e7717:disqus  You shouldn't have asked how it was obvious he'd been checked out if you didn't want an answer, Cunt Basket.

"Sam Hunter" was announced over a month ago.

The judge, not prostitutes, deserved to be murdered.

There's such a thing?