The MS accessibility controller is one of the most beautiful stories in gaming in the past decade. It doesn’t make any money, it’s for an extremely select audience and practically nobody knows about it. But it’s a game changer (literally ) for the people who use it. I’d love to see first party offerings from the other…

That’s not Zelda. That’s the princess. Zelda is the green guy. Know your shit.

I love that this is a thing. And at some point, Conan is going to find out about it and comment on it. And it’s going to be hilarious.

All in all, I think it would be because Conan may actually notice it and observe it on his show.

“but what is not obvious is how incorrectly stating something is somehow sarcasm”

Even I can read the satire while high on pills the doctors gave me.

Sorry to be the one to tell you this man but you’re bad at reading.

“Unless that was poorly-worded sarcasm, I guess.”

Like the entire article is sarcasm

Thats clearly sarcasm

Final Fantasy VII

When you have a Christmas deadline but post isn’t finished

These aren’t “highlights.” As the title says, they’re ”surprises.”

I mean, he wasn’t wrong. As far as looking like a sex offender, that is.

So ... we’re talking about the news outlet that never so much as apologized to Richard Jewell, and waited him out in court until he died? That’s the one that’s in some sort of position to be making demands? I’ve got a better idea: screw them, screw their mothers, screw their grannies, and screw anyone or anything that …

Oh, and what about Vagrant Story? I lost my shit over that game.

Clancy Brown was not a “baddie” in Starship Troopers, he was a bad-ass and a hero. I will not hear Sergeant, nay, Private, Zim, disparaged.