Well, I generally come into the game at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lebron can’t see me, heh - after that I sorta space out for an hour. Yeah, I just stare at the basket, but it looks like I’m thinking about taking a good shot. I do that for probably another hour after halftime, I’d…

The Dark Knight Rises (To Get Warmed Up In The 5th)

“This was a guy who crossed the middle of the field fearlessly, never afraid to take a shot.”

“This high character individual is simply bringing the wood, just as he did during his playing days.” - Bill Polian

Didn’t you watch Dragon Ball Super? He made one last return....

Kyrie Irving also thinks Imbiid’s orbital issues are complete bullshit.

Found him.

how will they every identify this man? We need the best technology to apprehend him.

The reason it’s taken 21 years for a woman to make a pro tour is because the stench of magic players is unholy. You may think it’s a joke, or a stereotype, but no, a majority of magic players on the whole don’t bathe for days.

Marlins Man travelled all the way to the British Virgin Islands, and all he got was this crappy baseball team.

Um, Marlins Man did it, so by definition every Marlins fan could.

NPB plays a shorter season. He has never had more than 382 PA or 160 IP in a year. The travel will be harder as well since the US is much bigger than Japan - especially playing on the west coast.

Ugh, I know your pain. Either group can think less of you for only being half while you still get to be targeted by outsiders for whichever half they see more of in your face.

You’d think a Packer would know what’s in his luggage.

Please tell me the Angels will be good enough this year not to waste a *second* generational talent.

Every time I see that header gif, I’m reminded of this:

“There’s no guarantee the Rams are going to keep spending like this beyond 2019.”