As I said when the suicide was first reported, Hernandez died doing what he loved... murdering people.

Truly. Madly.

I feel like you’re burying the “Aaron Hernandez quoted Savage Garden in his suicide note” lede here.

However, the sexual assault during the Red Wings game did not occur between periods.

Roethlisberger has thus far been unavailable for comment.

Although the person who sent the assets asked us not to share them,

To be fair, reasonable expectations from a sixth round pick are pretty low - the vast majority of 6th rounders end up somewhere in the range of “cut in training camp” to “situational player”. If the Browns had taken a guy who ended up on the practice squad, that would essentially be no different on-field from taking…

—Chad, honey? Maybe you shouldn’t watch the draft if it makes you feel sad.

all i know is that kimchi makes me explosive, too

Does the video start after he got kicked? Because it seems like that to me. Did I miss it?

This odd because at the end of the day you’re playing some corporation’s product.

I mean, she’s probably going to win at least a couple of Olympic medals or World Cups before she’s done, so \_(ツ)_/¯

Both sides probably said, “Sorry!”

Well it was Canada.

The police waste all their time on things like this, meanwhile the Tunnel Snakes are still running wild, terrorizing the public with their aggressive and provocative dance moves.

Part of it is the legal issue - Nintendo owns their intellectual property and if they don’t show attempts to defend it against infringement, they can lose the rights to it. Plus, for every really good game like AM2R, Pokemon Uranium, Crimson Echoes, etc, there are a thousand shitty (if not downright offensive)…

It’s not as easy as Nintendo just slapping their name on it and saying, “give us money for this and if it’s crap don’t blame us because we didn’t make it.”