I will forever dread the mid-season slump that inevitably creeps up on teams named after birds.

Wow what a gun slinger.

Both subreddits created threads specifically to thank PM Studios for the gesture, and many posters said the devs’ attention convinced them to purchase the game.

My favorite moment of his was going to the Islamic Center of Washington DC right after 9/11, and told anyone who wanted to discriminate against Muslims in America as retaliation to diplomatically fuck off. Even as a Democrat, mad respect for reaching across the aisle. Here’s the full transcript for anyone who’s never…

An angry Baylor fan went up to confront MOB members after the performance. Rice students calmed the situation and walked him to concourse

“Like I told Zeke this morning, don’t worry about any of this, they don’t make batteries domestically anymore”

- Emmitt Smith

Close, it’s almost burfict.

Sounds a lot like life...

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

The fate of a kingdom lies in your hands in Reigns, a hilarious game where you will swipe left or right to make decisions (just like Tinder!). Watch me play it in this video, or read more about it here.

I like seeing baseball highlights that aren’t just home runs. Ironically, the Chinese Sportscenter is better to watch than the American version if you don’t want a show that just revolves around Zedong.

You know what would be REALLY repulsive? Hosting the Olympics in say, 2000 and parading pretty much every medalist in your nations history with one exception. The most recent male track and field medalist. The guy who happened to be on the podium when two African-American men made a black power salute. He would be…

I used to actually look first at “Top Paid” whenever I was in the mood for a new mobile game...I’d rather pay $5 up front than have a “free” game that hits me up to pay more every five minutes.

What’s crazy is that “premium” game was all of $3.99 on the App Store.