Ahhhhhhhh what the fuck why

/walks into East River

That was a nice runback for the TD. He really poutine a good effort on the play.

What does this clip have in common with Lance Armstrong? Bike racing, the postal service, and one nut!

“Fuckin’ 80 kilos worth of Post” also describes Prince Fielder’s breakfast regimen while he played for the Tigers.

If only there was a fitting expression to describe a postal worker becoming violently angry.

Such French security, they make a big huff at first and, once he insists, they just let him go along his way.

They should get him for those Comedy Central Roasts.

Holy hell, Bob, rough day?!

I’m sorry, but I would buy the shit out of this.

You magnificent bastard.

Word.

Can we talk about the shape of this humans head?

Head is so big, but nothing inside :P

Maybe the umpire brought up marriage equality

Inept doofus. Couldn't have described him better. Good news for him is that most high school programs don't wear headsets either.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that the Cardinals fan was not supposed to be sitting in that seat.

Mitt was nice...he even offered Rocky a ride home on the roof of his car.

Had Rocky known their platform in advance it might have given him paws.

Super naked is the best naked.