Wow. That’s amazing. Ralph is a last name. Who knew?

Dafuq did I just watch?!

They should go all in on this. When the jerseys are worn, Gene Hackman is the coach and Zombie Dennis Hopper is the assistant coach.

How to simultaneously win father of the year and assdouche of the year, by this guy. Simon and Shuster. $29.95

Someone get a hold of the Cards fan and get him to corroborate Larry King's uncontrollable flatulence.

Witness on the sidelines tells his side of the story:

Detroit sports radio is teeing off on this today.

DougExeter for the win

That is a very damning quote from Hoke. One that cannot be repaired by saying "This is Michigan" umpteen times.