So, they should always say what the officer writes in the report is “what actually happened”?  Or is what the witness said was “what actually happened”?  Or do you have a direct line to god that tells you “what actually happened”?

So watch it:

I watched it, he escapes the cops and is blatantly reaching for the gun that was in his waistband. 

You genuinely have no fucking clue how memory works, so stop spouting bullshit privilege claims.

Or because human memory is imperfect. Especially if alcohol is involved.

But Parker himself didn’t say stop so, by his own logic, not only should the journalist kept going, he should have invited two other journalists into the room to keep asking the same question.

Dude we are in the middle of a writer and internet commenter housing crisis and you won’t even let us sleep on your park bench of the web. Chill.

Nowhere in the headline does it say that this unfortunate soul would be all but bearing Gooch for all the world to see! He looks like he’ll fire off a pingpong ball at any minute. What kind of Olympic event is this, it’s obscene!

It’s irrelevant whether these women are stronger than you and “a lot of men”. It’s not about besting some average dude on the street, but about being able to carry that 280 lbs comrade to safety and being able to kill such an equally well trained 280 lbs enemy in close combat. Consider that the vast majority of…