Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

Not sure I like the direction the sausage race has taken.

Susan’s mom perhaps should have been more specific when she told her before she left for the night, “If you meet a guy, make sure you use protection.”

“You know what I like.”

Also enraged was his other brother Dirrell.

“’I don’t know if there’s magic here or not,’” James Neal said. “’But we’re trying to make some magic.’”

You should try to make this point again when you aren’t so drunk.

“Bonner Bolton and Sharna Burgess”

Man, hasn’t Bowling Green suffered enough tragedy?!

Pike house

Don’t these stodgy EU officials know about Brexit? None of their rules apply anymore.

UPDATE 1 AM:

This seems like a great comment, but I don’t get it :-(

Way to bury the real issue with this picture. That guy’s haircut behind Bill. That is a look...

What about letting people wear the shoes and do they workouts they want to do??

I’ve heard this joke more times than I’ve had someone tell me they do CrossFit

Murph includes two miles worth of running. Also, you probably don’t want to be in any gym barefoot.

Hey Deadspin, you accidentally posted someone’s shitty Reddit comment as an article.

Goddamn it Traction. Not only are you begging, you’re also missing the joke. What the fuck is going on?

Dave, thank you for doing this. From our conversations, I have a sense of how much time you spent on this. I believe your aim was true and your heart was pure. As I read this, I am both angry and sad. Sad for what happened to my friend. Angry that I only knew of her condition after she had passed, when it was too late…