Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

“That guy, the one who’s huge and totally ripped and considered a great athlete by NBA standards, that’s the dude I’m gonna pick a fight with!”

Dustin Diamond with gout.

“I’ve been an Auburn fan for 30 years and I am currently a junior here.”

Petty AF to put “No L.A.” right on the dang jersey tho.

I thought the glitch was that Jared Lorenzen makes a cameo.

Damn this is a really sad story. Their little blog even had maps of the routes they took. Seemed like very nice people just trying to enjoy their own life, without hurting others. Per usual, we see all the one-liners from the anonymous void, mocking the situation. What’s so funny about this? Guess I’m just not cool…

You are decrying two men for doing the exact opposite things.

Obviously Twitter is another thing Deion couldn’t tackle…

WE DON’T HAVE TO GO BACK TO RENO YET!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!

I would absolutely watch a Wide World of Sports that was just Darren Rovell attempting basic motor skills.

Let he who doesn’t chop his parmesan cheese with a credit card cast the first stone.

Because others like an artist more than I do, I want that artist destroyed!

Idiot

Is there any way to turn off these damn video game stories in my newsfeed when I come to Deadspin to get my (several times a day) dose of snarky sports reporting? To each his own man, but there couldn’t be anything further away from my interests than these stories....

Good form.

“Mutumbo like tribute *cookie monster laugh*”

“We are exploring other options with Gelo,”