floydbot
floydbot
floydbot

Prove it. You can sit in a detention center until you’re able to do so as well. Your kids will be safe in this other one, we promise. 

You let it in by bring it out of the grays. Flag the racist trolls and move on.

It’s distressing that we’re finding out firsthand how it can happen, and it feels like there’s so little we can do about it.

I’m increasingly confident we’ll find out that a whole lot of these children have “gone missing,” which will mean they’ve either been sold into slavery or buried in the desert.

Christ, or even anyone that played high school football. Lots of Al Bundys out there would gladly accept $100 to come spend a day showing pretty actors how football works. It seems like such an easy fix and given how much detail goes into the production of these shows, it baffles me how this is so often overlooked.

He really is peak Boomer:

Gossage is really channeling some peak Boomer bullshit in that little rant of his. 

“But they have to understand something ... Home runs are up. Strikeouts are up. But attendance is down. I didn’t go to Harvard or one of those Ivy League schools, but that’s not a good thing.”

I’m still convinced the Cubs winning the World Series ruptured the space-time continuum and now we’re stuck in this alternate timeline where Trump wins elections and the Browns win Super Bowls. 

What gets me is that there wasn’t a single person in the entire production process that could step in and say, “Hold it like this.” 

I honestly thought at first glance that this was a gif of Darren Rovell. 

Infraction: Whataboutism. Penalty: Forfeiture of points, ejection.

Lobotomy clean up. Aisle Floydbot.

What makes you qualified to say this is how kids become assholes?

Look, I understand where you’re coming from regarding assholes and how they presumably develop their assholishness in their formative years.

Who gives a fuck if he looks stupid and it’s stupid that he does it.

You seem to be missing the point that it looks stupid and it’s stupid that he does it. 

Counterpoint: Kimbrel wasn’t bullied enough as a kid and that’s why he still does that stupid stance before each pitch.

These kids are right to mock that stupid stance.  

Treating homosexuals as subhumans isn’t a “difference of opinion.” Until you acknowledge that, you will continue to be dismissed as yet another apologist for bigotry and those that profit from it.