the WORST kind of pie.

Today I am dismissing my lawsuit against Whole Foods Market. The company did nothing wrong. I was wrong to pursue this matter and use the media to perpetuate this story. I want to apologize to Whole Foods and its team members for questioning the company’s commitment to its values, and especially the bakery associate…

$25 says Tinsely has been jilted by a married man who lives at the residence in question. I imagine he’s not only married, but also wealthy, given the mere “warning” for the last trespassing attempt.

If you haven’t clicked on the “High Society” link from the story yet, you must now. That is so so bad.

The real story is in the background of that picture.

me, to myself, rn, because i’m at work:

A God in Ruins. It’s incredible. I do think that so far the one “bad” character is a little too unbelievably awful for an otherwise realistic piece of fiction (and, since it seems she’s unlikely to get hit by a train before the end, I’m a little worried that there is’t going to be any emotional payoff for me to make…

He’s literally repeating abuser’s lines verbatim. It’s like he’s reading from an MRA handbook.

I’m so looking forward to watching Trump try to handle the Democratic nominee in a debate.

I’m quite sure Meryl Streep could’ve handed in an Oscar worthy performance without being hit.

I see you never dated a Christian girl who wanted to “save herself for marriage” as a teen before.

This story is giving me shades of that astronaut love-triangle a few years back, where astronaut/jealous mistress was out for revenge on her cheating boyfriend’s other flame, drove in a diaper many miles with implements of kidnappery. At some point, it’s like high school mean girls with more money and resources, but…

Have you confused ‘handjob’ with ‘handshake’?

Petraeus, on the other hand, said that the hand job did happen and that it was “mutual.”

That was Salem, Portland’s ghetto sister.

Aw, I love Bernie, and birds, and living in Portland! No shame here. Just glad our birds showed Bernie how much we support him.

I might as well go to bed because there won’t be anything better than this to be seen today.