100% this. My UCC family has pieced together my soul in ways I didn’t even know it had been broken, and it makes this stuff even more sad and awful.

Aww, Emily. Hang in there, girl. We’ll still be here on the other side when you come back.

YES, I spent money on stupid battery-operated Christmas lights for outside my apartment last night because I NEED MORE CHEER THIS YEAR.

This warmed my news-withered soul. I will watch it again indeed. Thank you.

I love sad songs, but this poor bloke is so whiney, I can’t deal.

My kid would get in trouble if he did that at our local pond. Good lord...

I want to spill red wine all over that damn set.

this is what I am wondering... the real drama here seems to be why emergency services were not contacted by the nursing home. if it were my family member dead, i would be asking that question and not giving a damn if they called the governor or the pope or Jesus Christ.

Ok, so this sounds fishy and miserable... but... why was 911 not called? I’m honestly asking.

Woah. I haven’t seen it, but this write-up.... wow. Well done.

she holds her pen really weird...

Woah. This is insane and will make her bajillions of dollars.

Everything you said is god-given truth.

This photo.... goddamn. Is this of the two of them on the boat?

Yes, totally! I have noticed her repeated use of “ass” too. She’s pushing this for all it’s worth, and goddamn, we need some good news right now. So glad she is sticking to this!

Sea Salt Caramel is THE BEST.

No shame. I fucking love Halo Top. No joke. We buy it two pints at a time.

aaaw, i loved “Alias” too. Right there with ya.

oh gawd. gobble gobble.... gross.

I KNOW, gaaaaaaaaah......