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From the link: “It was the best-selling book in British history”

Sounds like you should unionize.

Yeah, the guests. That must be it.

It’s got about 90 percent of the ingredients of a funny story, but seems to be missing, I don’t know, a certain...je ne sais quoi.

His head is very....very round.

I agree. All this “What an idiot. He had it coming.” attitude in the comments? Jeez, you guys.

Yeah, I’m a little disheartened by some of the replies I’ve seen to this story, both here and elsewhere. It’s entirely possible he’s being framed, and even if he did do what they’re accusing him of, no one was hurt and ultimately this is not something that he should potentially lose his life for (North Korean prison

No one is paying him to steal a sign. He’s being forced to say these things by North Korea.

Cruz announces he’s kidnapped 50 young children and will eat them if you don’t vote for him. If you do, he’ll only eat 25 (dude is hungry, what can you do?).

Thank you for saying this. I most frequently (among my very southern relatives and neighbors) hear “bless your heart” as a sincere expression of sympathy or concern. Using it to be arch is a subtlety that’s made funny and effective for just that reason. So, yes, not southern for “fuck you”, because we also have and

There’s also the fact that she has been strong-armed into making radio friendly pop hits. Dr. Luke is apparently good at that.

We’ve now reached the stage where Prince is a voice of reason. My God, what have we done?

Didn’t Prince do that? That’s who she needs to be talking to. Prince.

THIS. “Bless your heart”generally means something along the line of “poor thing, you are really trying and it is just not going your way” - which depending on context and tone can have all of the deeper meanings you listed.

They were actually pretty decent about addressing some Scary History back in the day I thought. The books had war, escaping slavery, immigration and child labor! No idea how much that’s been sanitized over the years though, the brand was pretty “educational” back in the day.

This happened earlier today

the books get kinda dark at times so I wouldn’t be surprised if they work it in somehow but still make it hopeful at the end whichis usually what they do.

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