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It looks like Kanye skinned Chewbacca

That frump-ass sweater probably cost more than my parents’ house.

Why does he always look like he is wearing clothes from that episode of Star Trek TNG when Picard gets trapped in that machine that allows him to live another person’s life in the span of like an hour?

I’m not one of those people who despises Kim Kardashian. I’ve tried to be, but I lack the will to care about her with any degree of intensity beyond that which I feel for breakfast cereal. Which is to say: essentially nil. I think she’s vapid and self-absorbed but is, on the whole, a decent person who works hard and

Who wore it better?

Who the hell puts giant pockets on the front of a dress for a pregnant lady?! (Says the hardly pregnant lady who already feels like a whale.)

WTF is being worn in these pictures?! Yeezus Christ!

...what is an FKA Twigs

“Whatever, dude. Chill. You’re not that good.”

The email addresses on AOL were your usernames but because I was 12 I thought there were two separate things. I actually would email their username and ask what their email address was and then write it down in a little book.

Honestly, this attitude is very common from people who have been assaulted. When I responded to hospital calls, they would spend a lot of time thinking and critiquing their own actions. It’s horrible to think, but it’s sometimes easier to blame yourself than to confront the reality that a gang of men decided to

Chrissy Hynde, I doubt you’re reading this, but...it wasn’t your fault.

Jo said we all got our Hogwarts letter when Harry got his because we went with him. (I wouldn’t mind getting mine at almost 48, though.)

My brother in law’s father passed away a few years ago. I lived on the East Coast, so I drove up to the small town in Pennsylvania where the funeral took place to support him and my sister.

Many years ago one of my very good friends died suddenly. The circumstances were pretty bad but he had this super cool hippie mom. His mom was the mom who’s house we always wanted to hang out at as teenager. So when he died she decided to bring him home and some friends made him a pine box and she decorated it with

Like I get the same junior high fluttery feelings that I used to get when I watch it! I’m excited my boyfriend is working late tonight. Just me, a bottle of wine, and this beautiful beautiful man (teen?).

He was checking you out but then noticed you looking! He’s so shy...

I swear, I spontaneously hit puberty when Jordan Catalano leaned into my TV screen. My boobs grew 3 sizes that day!