Yeah, he’s basically Josh Duggar.

Narcissist.

that voice....

but really what is jay’s deal

Just here waiting for the impassioned arguments. IS ADNAN GUILTY? IS HE NOT?

Exactly. I don’t care how much you love your work. Your work doesn’t love you. If you can’t think of some things you’d rather be doing with your family and friends, you probably need therapy.

Fuck that. I just got promoted to manager, and I nevertheless plan on working 4o hours on the dot each week. A lot of older managers are in the habit of logging on in the evenings at my company, and I can tell you all that there is a 0% chance of me doing that. As soon as I do it, it will become the expectation. Nope.

Also get the hell off zhandi’s lawn.

So One Direction are going in separate directions? Good thing there’s only four of them now.

this walking lactose-intolerance fart

The worst. There was this one song called Mother Trucker that she hummed all the time. She hummed it like it was a gospel song, she even closed her eyes while doing it sometimes. God I hated that woman. I bet she tells people that I’m her black friend so she can’t be racist.

Except give him a fake nuke code that Will trigger fireworks that spell YOU’RE FIRED.

And trust, GOD has absolutely NOTHING to do with this insanity. But you should be worrying about the side effects of this nut. Rolling Stone has a valid point.

poor baby :(((

I so wish I could convince myself that sign was ‘shopped.

Right? Never have I wanted cable more than I do tonight!

My then 15 year old had his new girlfriend over to the house. I’d only met her a couple of times. I was cooking in the kitchen and they were at the table playing a boardgame. He would things like “want me to make some Crystal Lite?” and she’d be like “whatever you want.” He’d ask what flavour, “whatever you want. I…

Mine too. I truly wonder if anyone but a woman would understand this feeling.

“I didn’t want him to laugh at me. I didn’t want to offend him.”