In my own personal study that was conducted twice yesterday afternoon because I was home alone and bored, I can categorically assert that it is definitely not pee.

That's so Raven.

She had her back done.

Get out.

My brother was only 2 years older than me, but he got great joy out of asking me "do you know what having sex means?" My answer was "it means getting married!" He laughed his ass off and would just tell me "noooooo it doesn't!"

Not always!

this story just reminded me that sex is pretty gross when you think about it. One day you're nervous about sitting next to a cute girl in kindergarten and 20 years later you're licking the butthole of someone you just met. I think kindergarten me was more rational

Babies may not actually come out of your butt but jesus god it sure feels like they do.

I went to the wedding of one of my cousins, where the garter was more-or-less deliberately tossed at another of my cousins, who stood defiantly with his hands in his pockets, and watched the garter bounce off his chest and onto the floor. This was such a defining moment that I am very, very sorry it was back in the…

At my best friends' wedding the elders in the crowd forced all of the single women to gather for a bouquet toss, we begrudgingly clumped together, but as soon as that thing went flying the entire group took a big step back. The bouquet landed on the floor where it was picked up by an exuberant flower girl.

Ugh - the ever-raised eyebrows.

Is it just me or did they photoshop him to look bigger?

This swimsuit is ugly as fuck. Very Newport News catalog as well.

This is a life-size Ken doll with a water balloon covering the crotch. Right?

Well this bi lady thinks it's silly.

You are a goddamn American hero.

I know. I'm not ashamed to say I got banned from commenting on her Facebook page.

Damn, and the dog is even black. :(