I'm really feeling Cate and Helena, but Cindy and the prince look kind of bland. Maybe she's gonna turn out great but I wish they went with someone who had a more interesting look, ya know?

would watch it for Helena and Cate

Oh. My. Gah.

Yes. Very big. I think I still have a bottle of this at my parents house.

Hair gel was very big, yes.

My grandma only gets DVDs from the library. She borrowed Borat thinking it was actually a documentary.

As a young-ish child in the early '90s, one Christmas it occurred to me that no one ever mentions the names of the Three Wise Men. So I asked my grandmother, who had no idea, but was determined to find out. Multiple trips to local churches and libraries later, she was still no closer to an answer...at which point it…

If you think what the public ask librarians is crazy, then the questions librarians (specifically, catalogers) ask each other will make your head explode...

My father was head of security at the Pentagon on 9-11. My brothers and I couldn't find him until 11Pm that night at Bethesda Naval Hospital ( where I was born in 1977). He was given the last rites twice but the tough old bastard survived it (along with a year in Vietnam and Anthrax poisoning.) I love you pop, and…

And end to the high rates of incarceration do to non-violent drug crime and an emphasis on rehabilitation over penalization for criminal offenders.

It's very thoughtful of you to pack him in with a drink.

I don't see divorce or single parenthood as a bad thing, probably because my parents rocked it. They've always had a friendly relationship and an excellent co-parenting relationship. We still celebrate major events together as a family, and my parents are fine together. My mom even calls my dad randomly if she's…

You are like some kind of Uber bastard. There needs to be another, even more bad-ass word for a child that is the result of infidelity. I'm one of those as well!!

Important.

I'm sort of over Nick Offerman. I don't know why.

YEAH.

he's composing a ballet about it

I like this "whatever, I do what I want" Obama. He so clearly doesn't give a shit anymore, in the best of ways.

Obama - you do all this shit I can't possible agree with on a moral level, and yet I still fucking like you. Why am I wooed by your good looks and symbolic gestures?? I thought I was a stronger woman than that. I give in. #obama4eva

A presidential edition of Shade Court would be the greatest Christmas gift ever. Just FYI.