She's back now but is not thrilled about it. She can smell Wendy's desperation from here.

There was so much more chemistry between the cartoon Peter and Wendy.

absolutely. I wish the sexually confused 12 year old version of me was watching.

Oh, this boat scene is where Wendy and Peter fuck, right?

Quadrangle. We forgot Tigerlilly. And the mermaids... o.k. this Peter Pan is actually a lesbian bildungsroman story about one young tomboy's realization that she doesn't just happen to be boyish and have a lot of guy friends because boys are easier to hang out with...

Omfg, Melissa Joan Hart's commercials. "Yup, that's a boy and arrow, just like Wendy got shot with!" #PanLive

After the unending chorus of "AT LAST WE HAVE A MOTHER!" it's occurred to me the Freudian implications of this musical are terrifying.

When it said that the mom was wanting to leave a dog to look over her three kids it didn't seem like a big deal seeing as the oldest was what, 28?

Wendy's asshole brothers are way too blase about their older sister maybe being dead. Like, can you two scrounge up maybe half a damn to give?

Dudebro Lost Boys. Ugh.

At this point, I can't tell if I'm hatewatching or legitimately enjoying how awfully amazing and ridiculous it is.

k nvm it's boring again

Smee's off screen hands look like their clutched together to take a quick pee at all times.

Why aren't the lost boys children????? They look like a frat gone wrong.

This reminds me that we need way more lighthearted homoeroticism on tv nowadays.

Ok y, you can't bitch too much about Peter's accent, when Hook and Schmee can't remember where they're from.

Christopher Walken is:

omgomgomgomgomgomg Christopher Walken is almost making this worth it

Walken is fucking delightful.

WALKEN TIME!