This is way better if I imagine Peter Pan is actually a woman (I'm calling her Patty), and there is a lesbian love triangle between Wendy and Tinkerbell. HAWT.

How much cough syrup were the boys given that they didn't wake up through those song numbers?

My 3-year-old niece's "Why is she singing so loud?" during Allison Williams's last song made me bust something laughing. Now my niece is mad at me because it took me several minutes to stop laughing. It was her honest confusion that got me.

Man, those brothers can sleep through anything, AMIRITE.

I can take Allison Williams. What I cannot stomach are all the horrid Melissa Joan Hart Walmart commercials. You've sold your soul, Clarissa.

No, they had to cut the seashells because they were too scandalous for the 9th graders

Everything is S L O W

Was the Padington trailer there just to make this look better?

Live drag , good for NBC

Just got here! Stuck at work. Just in time to see some rough crowing.

They ran over budget and had to borrow costumes from the local high school. Unfortunately their last production was the Little Mermaid.

Yo Wendy is coming on a bit too strong

Not even 20 minutes in and my two year old is screaming "No mommy! I don't wike this!"

Yes, yes we are, and I can't wait. I think after these past few weeks, we all need a good laugh.

I wish she would act like, you know, a little boy. So far, all I'm getting is androgynous, angsty teen. Also why is Wendy so ooooollllddd?

I...just don't understand the mesh. At all.

Don't look in there! That's the sex slave father keeps in our closet!

We're all watching just to see something go tits up on live TV, right?

I'm confused as to why Wendy is 40 years old. I'm glad I stopped working to prep-drink for this.

The set is straight out of 1995 and the camera maneuvers are kind of creeping me out. What did I get myself into?!