Just seeing her hugging that fucking tree makes me happy. I LEGIT thought Amy Grant was my big sister when I was little, her voice was such a part of my universe. She. Is. Christmas.

their legs are tooouucchhiinngggg.

Hugh looks like he’s sitting in the priest’s chair at mass.

so did your mom believe it to or was she like, “HA! SEE?! Just half naked college students!”

this is why literacy is vital.

for HOURS? i’ll bet your parents felt like shit.

When I was a very sheltered 8th grader, my boyfriend was all grown up and terrifying to my parents because he was a sophomore and drove and smoked. He also stuck his tongue down my throat on our first kiss, but that’s neither here nor there. Anyway, he convinced me that the mafia owned our entire town. They had…

they’re baiting you. :(

alien eyes. why? why is this a thing?

noooooooooo!

i fully agree. many of the schools on this list (my alma mater included) basically function as churches that offer dorms, a cafeteria, and classrooms. so let them do their thing, just as churches can do their thing. but federal tax dollars? no.

YES they do.

yup. there’s my alma mater. bright and shiny and discriminatory.

ok, ok, ok... hang on. TSA or immigration or whoever tagged these girls are trained to watch for groups of young girls traveling internationally with older males who are managing their documents. the excuse for traffickers is often they’re modeling or doing video shoots. so, yeah... i would flag them too.

oh fuck. asshole.

WAIT, WHAT?!?!? DAMN.

AT LEAST THERE WAS BOOZE. At my religious family’s gatherings there is no booze even hidden in the back of cabinets. DRY. HOUSE.

right? oh yeah, sorry, dude.

actually laughed so loud i frightened my sleeping dogs.

“What we see is that Murray is hiding his worst characteristics in plain sight, and all of us only seem to want more.”