Oh my god.

right. this is supposed to be a defense...?

this made me laugh and laugh and laugh. i love it.

uhg, i know. i just had a dream LAST NIGHT that I had to rent a castle in Rome with my ex husband in order to stay with my now-boyfriend every other week. it was awkward, even in my dream.

oh LORD.

with a voice like that... god. i would want to show it off ALL THE DAMN TIME. but she seems to save it for these blasting little gems that sneak up on us every few years.

he is like a goddamned parody!!

I would 100% support your regime!

i love this unrealistic and absurd movie more than most things in life.

“low rent.” I like it...

virile. virile. virile. single mom.

I know I appreciate a mean who leads with a condom.

his vocabulary... it’s... intense.

muahaha!!!!! that’s amazing! :)

wait... isn’t Casey Affleck FROM Boston?

mmmhmmm. i want this to happen.

Help! So I’m hoping to serve a batch of this deliciousness at a halloween party tomorrow night. I made my bourbon and I made my syrup, and I just made myself a test cocktail. Somehow I went wrong... it’s SO. STRONG. As in, my tongue is now coated with clove. Any suggestions on how to remedy the situation? I would love…

this was precisely my boyfriend when he saw the preview for this movie.

Wait, I’m confused... why do we hate her? Who is this horrible person she’s become?

this made me giggle lots and lots of times. fantastic read:) Good luck on the next 9 months!