I vote that we convict Mekki of crimes against humanity.

Not just Springsteen. The E Street Band. Best band a performer can ever have.

Wish they would either have one of his correspondents continue, or drop the whole thing.

True! (Colbert was always a huge talent though, Strangers with Candy?)

Jersey residents always so sensitive, man.

I posted something similar on social media, but possibly more than any influence besides my family, Jon Stewart affected my political, cultural, and world view in my coming-of-age moments. He was the constant as I struggled (and struggle) to make sense of the mundane, tragic, and farcical. It’s true I had begun to…

Voter ID laws are among the most cynical bullshit politics of our time. They are based on the fear that Joe Smith will show up to a polling place and insist he’s Joe Jones. Which 1) there’s no evidence that that is a thing that happens, and 2) there’s no way that can happen on a large enough scale that would change…

Sheep rides on the baaaack.

I’m saving my mezcal for toasting El Jeb’s upcoming performance. You?

It’s hypnotizing. I watched it for several rotations before I realized what I was doing.

I worked in grocery stores in produce for 11 years. I have been pushed, yelled at, cussed at, called a moron, had customers destroy hundred of dollars in merchandise out of anger... The fact is people act like this all the time... You are not entitled to anything and more people quite customer service jobs over things…

Stories like this are why I’m glad I deal with my customers on the phone only. I’ve had someone screaming and swearing at me before. I’ve told them “If you need to take a few moments and calm down, you can put me on hold, but you will stop swearing and yelling at me or I will hang up.” and I’ve done it. I’m happy my…

All I can think of when I hear stories like this is how utterly sad and pathetic these people’s lives must be to bring them to act that way. How totally trapped they must feel every waking minute. How frustrated. How ineffectual. When you go off like that in public, you are screaming to everyone within earshot that…

How are this many people so new to the internet? And how did they end up on Kitchenette as their Orientation Day site?!

i am so excited.

And she has had a very nice pregnancy figure for these past ten years.

So, um, in the pic of the cake, they weren’t kidding about those muppets... I figured they meant little fondant characters, not legit life-sized muppet heads/torsos! If that was really the top of her wedding cake I love her more than I already did.

Hey racist Trashbag - LEARN SPANISH!

Make a note, anti-Spanish people: The US has no official language. It’s a fact. Also, if you have a problem with people speaking Spanish, you should probably leave California, and maybe just go ahead and leave the US altogether. Lots and lots of people speak Spanish here, probably because a huge portion of this…

Ever notice that the people yelling at others to speak English never have that great a grasp on it themselves?