I vote that we convict Mekki of crimes against humanity.

Not just Springsteen. The E Street Band. Best band a performer can ever have.

Wish they would either have one of his correspondents continue, or drop the whole thing.

True! (Colbert was always a huge talent though, Strangers with Candy?)

Jersey residents always so sensitive, man.

I posted something similar on social media, but possibly more than any influence besides my family, Jon Stewart affected my political, cultural, and world view in my coming-of-age moments. He was the constant as I struggled (and struggle) to make sense of the mundane, tragic, and farcical. It’s true I had begun to…

Voter ID laws are among the most cynical bullshit politics of our time. They are based on the fear that Joe Smith will show up to a polling place and insist he’s Joe Jones. Which 1) there’s no evidence that that is a thing that happens, and 2) there’s no way that can happen on a large enough scale that would change…

Sheep rides on the baaaack.

I’m saving my mezcal for toasting El Jeb’s upcoming performance. You?

How are this many people so new to the internet? And how did they end up on Kitchenette as their Orientation Day site?!

i am so excited.

And she has had a very nice pregnancy figure for these past ten years.

longest gestational period in the animal kingdom

That kid of Jennifer’s is going to pop out of her already walking, talking, and working on his or her master’s thesis.

she’s just been constantly pregnant with the same child for ten years

yeah but is she pregnant tho. i’ve been waiting 10 years for confirmation

So, um, in the pic of the cake, they weren’t kidding about those muppets... I figured they meant little fondant characters, not legit life-sized muppet heads/torsos! If that was really the top of her wedding cake I love her more than I already did.

Hey racist Trashbag - LEARN SPANISH!

Make a note, anti-Spanish people: The US has no official language. It’s a fact. Also, if you have a problem with people speaking Spanish, you should probably leave California, and maybe just go ahead and leave the US altogether. Lots and lots of people speak Spanish here, probably because a huge portion of this…

Ever notice that the people yelling at others to speak English never have that great a grasp on it themselves?