No! To the castle hounds! Feed it all to the hounds!
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114 unread text messages?! Good god the bubble would drive me INSANE.
In the same boat. I’d rather spend a day doing volunteer work (which I often do anyway) than having The Wedding.
I wish I came from a family this selfless. There are people in my family that will outright revolt if they don’t get their lukewarm chicken and tasteless square of wedding cake.
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How to start your day like Mocena:
Fuck. I didn’t know that. That’s horrible. She’s one of my favorite people. (And out of the three women I think she had the best chemistry with Joel.)
Watching this show fall from grace has been tough. I loved the first three seasons. I am in the minority but I didn’t even find season 4 to be the worst (not saying it was good though). Season 5 sucked balls. It was Harmon’s victory lap and it was fucking full of itself. The show has been hemorrhaging its cast for…
Jezebel is a good crowd!
Or what, you’ll unravel as we walk away?
It was depressing to see it fall from grace. The characters just became caricatures.
Yes, I think you missed this line in the text: “The Lexus hoverboard requires you fill it with liquid nitrogen every 10 minutes or so, and only works if your local skate park has several hundred thousand dollars worth of magnets built into its surface.”
I think the trend came from instagram or something hahaha. it’s the young ones (18-22 yr olds or something)
You know those anti-smoking ads that show the horrendous after effects that smokers go through later in life? Why aren’t we do that with people who didn’t get vaccinated (cause your story would scare some parents straight... also, my condolences, and if you’re in Oregon anytime, you can have a drink on me)?
They’re on both fringes.
“She didn’t want Lilly to learn about black history,” he said, “She just wanted her to learn about the Confederacy.”
So... I can force the hot guy who works at the gas station into my car next time I fill up and say it’s for deeply held personal belief type reasons? Is that something I can do? Yes? No? Anyone?
Not when we’re such cunning linguists.