SERIOUSLY The only logical pricing is by time.

I worked at Lane Bryant during my summer college breaks, and was consistently one of the best sellers they had. People would come in looking for a shirt and I’d send em out with new wardrobes. It was hard as hell, though. Trying to put together anything resembling fashion at Lane Bryant feels like when Christina…

correction (and too late to edit): DOES take the same amount of time. :)

i'm 20 with a pixie cut, and since I can still get away with the puppy dog face pretty well, I can sometimes get them to charge me for a kids cut if it's just a touch up.

This is infuriating. I don’t mind paying more for my haircut than my boyfriend, because what I want is more difficult, takes longer, and my standards are higher. But if I were getting his haircut, I’d expect to pay the same price he’s paying.

This is why I have zero compunction about dudes paying for shit on dates.

If I can’t see you sitting in front of me and working, how do I know you’re not out buying steaks and seafood with your food stamps?

jesus fucking christ

Are we sure it isn’t something like this:

Kelly Clarkson and I have very similar body types. Like her, my weight has fluctuated over the past 5 years and I’m currently the heaviest I’ve ever been. It has really been a struggle for me to feel comfortable in my own skin but Kelly’s confidence and body positivity have inspired me to be more accepting of myself.…

All that money in the Republican party and this motherfucker can’t get a tailored suit?

It's about ethics in cake decorating.

Lo, and the teachers came unto the students and made them attend this speech or pay a fine, and they attended, and the students were kind of bored and looked at their hand computers.

I had to go to three stores to find asparagus! I feel your pain.

I have a feeling my dad will vote for him, since the only reason he’s still registered as a Republican is to try to troll them during the primaries (otherwise he pretty much votes for the Democrats). During the primaries for the 2012 election I asked which Republican he was going to vote for and his answer was,…

He’s like all the Breitbart crowd that have showed up on Jez and taken over on the Gawker comments.

Donuts? *puts on nice shoes and jacket*

Cruz’s ad will air during the Fox News broadcast of Killing Jesus, an adaption of Bill O’Reilly’s best-selling book .

I'm just waiting for someone to name Jesus as their VP running mate.