We can share him.

I would love to! Hopefully some day.

What do you tell the children? I’ve actually thought that the people who ask about it might be kids who just don’t know social boundaries yet.

I hate the dumb fucking way some white Americans view Latinos. I’m currently subletting a pretty nice loft - the owners aren’t legally allowed to rent it due to some condo rules I don’t understand, but do rent it, only since they can’t ever go on craigslist or whatever we have it for a steal. But the tenants in the…

You are the living embodiment of what Kelly Osbourne should have done.

I started to lose interest when Troy left. I feel like my future husband Donald Glover had a great sense of what was going to happen.

So true. And when it was good, it was so, so good.

All the stars.

Asking is against my religion. It must be forced.

Also the most Florida of Florida stories.

Some of Henry VIII’s mistresses/wives were pretty badass too, mostly Anne Boleyn, who played him so well and got to be queen. But then she also got beheaded, unfortunately the times had not caught up to seeing women as humans with autonomy and all that. Though no one was more badass in that family than his daughter…

Haha great gif. That sucks about long island people being like that - come to Chicago where there are tons of young people doing crazy shit to their bodies and some hair doesn’t stand out as much! And what is the deal with dying it? A friend told me she wanted to do that to her armpit hair but she was pretty drunk so…

Haha I totally know what you mean on the “waving in the breeze” thing. Hey, I feel like feminism is about women doing what they want to do without judgement - so more power to you if you want to shave your legs but not your pits. I actually shave my ankles, the part where socks are, since when it’s grown out there the…

That’s good to hear. Hopefully soon it’ll be like my leg hair, which I barely notice is there anymore.

Hmm interesting. For me it’s both a statement and an ease thing, though I’m also pretty blond and my hair is very fine so it’s definitely not as in-your-face as it would be if a lot of other people did it. I also don’t want people to think I’m gross but at the same time want to be able to do something as simple as…

Are you a lady who has grown out her armpit hair? I just did a few months ago and now that it’s summer I love wearing tank tops but am suddenly like, oh shit, people are gonna spot my armpit hair. I thought I had totally embraced it and now suddenly realize I haven’t fully. Still wearing tanks cause it’s fucking hot…

God fucking damnit fellow white people. I’m so sick of being humiliated by you.

It is totally possible! And don’t get me wrong it IS terrifying but ultimately so so helpful. I highly recommend looking for someone to talk to. You can do it!!!

Oh jesus fuck. My 16-year-old sister-in-law and her cute gaggle of friends were there last night, in from their rural hometown for a super fun single night at their first music festival. I was worried enough about them taking an uber there, I didn’t even think about fuckheads like this. Bahhhhh I can never have…

Yeah. I have a slew of mental health diagnoses and you know what I don’t do? Anything violent towards other people.