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Haha yes thanks for the understanding, it was so traumatic. Poor dude, hope he found a family. And yeah they were probably rude to me because of all the people who return dogs for bullshit reasons like shedding or not understanding that dogs don’t come out of the womb knowing to pee outside and how to shake. Stupid

Yeah. Just DON’T get one. Although I mean, I understand sometimes you think you can handle it, maybe you’ve never had a dog before, you really don’t know how much work and responsibility it is...but then you TAKE IT BACK to the shelter or humane society or whatever. That’s what they do. They take owner surrenders so

So true.

This is glorious.

Oh jesus :(

“We also would like to remind our African American residents...”

Aw dang. I saw the preview when I saw Mad Max, the only movie that enough trusted sources have told me to see in the last 5 years, and was like, “oh hey maybe that’ll be the next movie I see. Maybe I’ll actually become someone who sees movies again. Maybe I’ll be a normal human who doesn’t sit around on Friday nights

he’s totes gay and hates himself.

Something I’ve heard a lot recently is LGBTQ+. That + encapsulates all the others.

“dismissed wanking motion” is what I do a dozen times a day and now I finally have words to describe it. Thank you.

Under this though, only women in pre or current child-bearing years would be banned, wouldn’t you be fine under menopause?

I just moved in with a family member in a super safe suburb and every day while waiting for the bus into the city I see high school kids walking to school, and I live about 6 blocks from the school and see kids walking from even further away than near my house/bus stop and every day am like “YES YES YES thank God your

HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS? WHAT WIZARDRY PROGRAM ARE YOU USING? I MUST KNOWWWWW

I pretended to be an Australian for a whole two years of German classes in college because I entered German 101 able to speak fluently but not write/spell worth a damn and was bored out of my mind for a while and so made up a fake persona to describe myself in basic German. It went on and on. I was bored. I learned to

I only know her from those Game of War commercials that keep coming up when I play Trivia Crack, and it’s always a second too late to move my phone before someone on the train notices that I am clearly watching a video of a girl in a hot tub.

Real question: who made this and can I pay them for a similar picture for the background of my website? It’s ridiculously beautiful! (This photo, not my website. My website is terrible and needs something like this. I’m an aspiring web developer working on my first ever website).

Ahahahaha

NOT REAL MEDICAL FACILITIES?!

brb gonna go watch some Strangers With Candy to cheer myself up and want to exist as a human in this sad, miserable world again. Thanks for making me think of it you terrible terrible monster man.

I had to remember that this a phrase about something bad, not just the best TV show in the world.